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Source: Bend your spacetime continuum with these far out black-and-white GIFs / Boing Boing
boingboing.net
Dec 20, 2018
Applied mathematics/computer science student Etienne Jacob makes mesmerizing black-and-white animated GIFs using Processing, “a flexible software sketchbook and a language for learning how to code within the context of the visual arts.” You can see much more of Jacob’s stunning work on his Necessary Disorder site and read Jacob’s tutorials here on his blog. Far fucking out.
(via Colossal)
Brilliant fellow, he is the new media billionaire entrepreneur that devotes his life to educating the poor children of the USA. A true hero.
Wet Sloths are utterly terrifying creatures.
Ice cream. Photo by Peter Sekaer, 1939.
A Turkish shepherd girl and her dog carry a newborn goat and his mother up a snow covered mountain.
In 2013, a man staged a kidnapping of himself in front of his wife just so that he could go out the whole night and party with his friends.
An Australian guy named Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card and won a $27,000 car. The media/news asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card and won a $250,000 jackpot.
Margaret Hamilton, NASA’s lead software engineer for the Apollo program, stands next to the code she wrote by hand. Incredibly, it was used to take humanity to the moon, 1969.
A vintage hairstyle known as “The Slinky.”
Cough syrup from 100 years ago could knock a horse on its ass!
realfarmacy.com
March 8, 2018
We all generally see life hacks as a new trend to make life better and cigarettes as an undeniable way to, eventually, make life suck. (Sorry, smokers.)
However, way back in 1900-1910, the two clashing ideas were combined to create these helpful cards which came along with the purchase of Gallaher’s brand cigarettes. But unlike the fact that cigarettes are in no way beneficial, these old-timey tips actually hold up. Channel your inner boy scout and see for yourself!
Imgur via Viral Nova
Hopefully you’re never in a position to need that last one, but it is good to be prepared.
Dec 9, 2017
No Aunt Mildred, The USA did not win WW2, the Russians did. John Wayne is just a Hollywood myth.
Still healthier than our energy drinks:
Sexual exploitation, pedophilia, is nothing new.
A reminder
Admit it, from time to time we find ourselves dazed and confused about what to do while we are online. Especially if we have checked our Facebook and other social media feeds and have already seen the same stuff 4 times in the space of 30 minutes. While no one really knows just how deep the internet really goes, there are times that we still remain bored just staring at our monitor(s). Today, I bring you a small collection from the vastly open internet of different websites. All of the following websites have 1 thing in common: they are completely and totally useless, except for the thrill of having something to do.
1) The Useless Web:
This may be one of the most useless websites online right now. For this reason, it’s a small wonder the developers have dubbed it as “The Useless Web”. To navigate this website, you just click on “Please” and it will take you to a random and useless website, which may or may not keep you entertained.
2) Hacker Typer:
Here we have another useless website, only this time, it simulates you pretending to be a programmer. It has a black terminal style background, with a green font. You can type in random stuff on your keyboard and it will display as code in some sort of editor. However, although an experienced programmer would immediately know that the code if fake, it is still a way to pass time by, and maybe learn something about coding.
When one is bored of Facebook, what better way to reignite that passion then by browsing millions of Facebook user images on a single screen? Here we have a website that does just that! Just click on any random part of the screen and visit any of the Facebook profiles that pop-up.
4) Weave Silk:
This is, by far, one of my most favorite websites. I remember back before the internet, boredom was replaced by drawing some random stuff on blank paper. Now, entering the digital era, we can perform the same tasks online with Weave Silk! You can create some amazing, electrifying artwork completely online using just your mouse. Even better yet, you can save your work, and share it on social sites, etc.
5) This is Sand:
While this is almost like Weave Silk, This is Sand makes use of “Sand” effects with different colors. If you have a creative mind and take the time to learn how the system works, you can create breathtaking landscape scenes. You can press “C” to change the color of your sand; double click to constantly pour sand onto your canvas, or just hold down the left button to pour out your sand.
6) Incredi Box:
Here is another website I can’t get enough of. Music is the best thing to kill time, and have a good time doing it as well. With Incredi Box you can create your own sound effects and small music clips. With just a few clicks and drags, you can have your own beat up and going in no time. For those that are heavily into mixing music tracks together to create something new, this would be the site for you.
7) A Soft Murmur:
For those that enjoy the peaceful sounds of Mother Nature – rain, thunder, birds, etc. – you now have a website in which you can easily listen to specific ambient sound effects, or a selected few at the same time. This site is much like Incredi Box from above, only slightly different and with different sound effects. Just plug in your headset, and relax to the sounds of Mother Nature.
8) Nicest Place on the Internet:
The name gives it away! The Nicest Place on the Internet is, in fact, one of the nicest places on the Internet. If you are feeling bored, depressed, sad, etc., head over to The Nicest Place on the Internet, where you will receive a ton of hugs from random people from all over the world. You can even record yourself giving a hug, so you can give other users a hug when they need it most.
9) Free Rice:
This website provides a combination of pastime and charity. This website is great for those who have a lot of time to kill. This is how the website works: the more answers you get right, the more you donate to charity. With every correct answer you get, you earn 10 rice grains, which are then donated to charities.
This website attempts to make your boredom a little less insane. However, if you do have a dead pixel, you will never look at your monitor the same again. This allows you to pass time by finding any dead pixels that are on your monitor. Hint for those using this site: Make sure your monitor is clean. I tried the website and found a few dots, only to realize that I had some coffee splatters on my monitor.
Resources: Useless Web | Hacker Typer | The Faces of Facebook | Weave Silk | This is Sand | Incredi Box | A Soft Murmur | Nicest Place on the Internet | Free Rice | Do I Have A Dead Pixel |
Extraordinary Courtship displays from these weird and wonderful creatures.
Eclipse, a Labrador-bull mastiff mix from Seattle, rides the D-Line bus by herself to get to her favorite park. She’s now a local celebrity.
Source: Meet Eclipse, Seattle’s Famous Solo Bus Riding Canine | Oddity Central – Collecting Oddities
By Spooky
June 21, 2017
Eclipse, a black Labrador-bull mastiff mix from Seattle, really loves going to the park. So much so that when her owner is too busy to take, or when he’s taking too long, she just leaves the house by herself, gets on the bus and goes to the park by herself.
It all started one day, four years ago, when Eclipse and her master, Jeff Young, were waiting for the D-Line bus at the bus station. The dog knew they were going to the park and she was impatient, so when the public transportation vehicle pulled up and the doors opened, she just jumped right in. Jeff was smoking a cigarette and decided to just wait for the next bus, but Eclipse wouldn’t hear of it, so she ignored his commands to come down. So she just rode the bus by herself and Young caught up with her later, at the park. While impressed with his pet, Jeff Young had no idea that this would eventually become a habit, one that would turn Eclipse into a local celebrity.
Photo: @seattlecitymisfit
For the past four years, the adorable pooch has been taking the D-Line bus to the park by herself, whenever her human is too busy to take her, or when he’s taking too long. All the bus drivers and most commuters already know her, so when Eclipse gets on and occupies a window seat so she can see the park, everyone just smiles and greets her. Young told reporters that he still gets a call about once a week from well-meaning strangers telling him they’ve found his lost dog, and he has to tell them that it’s not what it looks like.
Photo: Eclipse Seattle’s Bus Riding Dog/Facebook
“I have to tell them, ‘no. She’s fine.’ She knows what she’s doing,” Jeff said.
Eclipse became internationally famous in 2015, when major news outlets all around the world reported on this amazing dog that rides the bus to the park all by herself. Since then, photos of the smart pooch sitting next to human passengers with her bus pass attached to the collar have been popping up on social media regularly, and she even got her own photographic book.
Photo: Eclipse Seattle’s Bus Riding Dog/Facebook
In King County, bus drivers get to decide if the accept animals on board, but so far none of them have had the heart to deny Eclipse a ride. Plus, even the bus company officially stated that they love her, because she loves their buses.
Photo: Eclipse Seattle’s Bus Riding Dog/Facebook
The passengers are fond of Eclipse too. “She makes everybody happy. How could you not love this thing?” commuter Tiona Rainwater told KOMO News.
Photo: Eclipse Seattle’s Bus Riding Dog/Facebook
Eclipse may be the world’s most famous bus-riding dog, but she definitely isn’t the only one. Cacao, a mixed-breed canine from Milan has been riding the bus to and from his favorite public garden, by himself, for even longer. And let’s not forget the amazing subway-riding dogs of Moscow, which travel from the outskirts of the Russian capital to the city center in search of food, every day.
I am three months late with this post. What can I say? I have never watched this ceremony. If I would ever want to see a bunch of dunces congratulating themselves for absolutely nothing I would definitely tune in to this sickening spectacle of human debauchery and pseudo artsy fartsy culture. Give those statues to the cleaning staff, as they deserve it more than these smelly narcissists. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Oscar ratings aren’t just down because of Trump bashing, but because what society considers entertainment has changed
Source: 5 reasons Oscar ratings have gone way, way down
theduran.com
1. Entertainment is Totally Decentralised
Before the advent of television, people would see big Hollywood films in cinemas and at the end of every Oscar year, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences would award the ones they thought were the best…or the ones their friends made, or the ones whose makers bribed them, or the ones whose stars ate and drank in the same restaurants and bars as Academy voters.
In the 1950s, the popularity of television panicked the film industry, but new technology like wide-screen films and surround sound saved the industry.
Today, the pictures aren’t getting bigger but smaller and more mobile. When one can watch films both legally and otherwise on mobile phones and other portable devices, the mystique is gone. Entertainment has gone from gourmet to cheap fast food. There is no going back. People have other priorities. Watching a long boring ceremony where celebrities gush over films people view in bits and pieces as they ride the bus, is no longer essential viewing.
2. The Democratisation of Celebrity
Whether it be Paul Joseph Watson ranting about his hatred of liberals, PewDiePie talking about video games, football experts debating the last game or a cat being frightened of a cucumber, the DIY model of celebrity is becoming ever more pervasive.
What’s more is that anyone can now make their own on-line video and some of them command the kind of numbers via subscription that Hollywood filmmakers could only dream of.
Whether watching your uncle get drunk at wedding or watching independently funded commentators on everything from sport to politics, video games to music, the idea of celebrity is less about how many kids you can adopt in your Beverly Hills home and more about your number of views on YouTube.
3. Preaching Is For Church–Entertainment Is For Hollywood
Many seem to not have received this particular memo. Whether cowboys and Indians, mafia gangsters, space aliens or clowns, Hollywood used to be primarily about escapism. Now, from the films Hollywood promotes to the Oscar ceremony itself, Tinseltown has become like CNN with slightly better plastic surgery.
If people wanted hours of anti-Trump rhetoric they could indeed turn on CNN or read the New York Times. If inversely they wanted pro-Trump rhetoric they could turn on InfoWars or Michael Savage.
The Oscars isn’t supposed to be a political grandstand. Indeed, when Marlon Brando tried to make it so in 1973 by having a Native American women accept his Oscar and giving a speech condemning the treatment of Native Americans, he was roundly criticised.
In 2017, the entire thing was like being at a Hillary Clinton rally. Frank Zappa said that ‘politics is show business for ugly people’. By the standards of this years Oscars, it is now the other way round.
4. America’s Declining Living Standards
At a time when many working class people had stable jobs that could lead to easy home ownership and a decent quantity of modern material goods, one looked to wealthy celebrities with a combination of awe and intrigue, but rarely outright jealousy.
Now though, the of collapse of well paying industrial jobs that both Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders talked about endlessly during their campaigns, is making overpaid celebrities appear as though they live in a parallel universe vis-a-vis ordinary people. When entire towns in America’s so-called ‘rust belt’ are destitute, these people won’t want to spend their time gazing at people whose shoes cost more than three months of their former wages.
5. Truth Is More Entertaining Than Fiction
Many people deride Donald Trump for being the former star of a reality TV show, The Apprentice. But The Donald has a knack for keeping people entertained. Growing up, many people I knew thought that ‘politics was boring’. In many ways it was, in hindsight.
But it is hardly boring anymore. With President Trump Tweeting away and his enemies attacking him left and right, it would be hard for even the best screenwriter to come up with something as fast paced.
So yes, I suppose the Hollywood elite do have some cause to be angry with Donald Trump. He’s outdone them in the light entertainment division.
If none of those explanations are satisfactory just remember that the actual Oscar ratings were very high. The low numbers are the result of Putin personally hacking the numbers. John McCain is all ready on the case.
Source: WATCH: Man Almost Dies When He Shoots A Refrigerator Full Of Explosives
Mac Slavo
June 8th, 2017
A viral video in which a man shoots a refrigerator door is causing an internet firestorm. The refrigerator is shown exploding after being shot with a rifle, and the door nearly ends the shooter’s life.
The man in the video obviously enjoys living life on the edge. The video posted on the Internet shows a man firing an what looks like an M-16 rifle at a refrigerator stocked with Tannerite. Tannerite is a widely sold and very popular exploding target specially geared toward gun owners. It consists of a mixture of ammonium nitrate and aluminum powder, is legal, and available at sporting-goods stores and websites. But it’s fair to say that it isn’t meant to be packed inside a refrigerator with intentions to shoot said fridge.
Complete with his American flag handkerchief stuffed in his back pocket, the man takes aim and hits the refrigerator with a bullet, only to be almost hit by the door. The refrigerator explodes sending its door flying right past him on his left.
*There is some strong language in this video, and it may not be suitable for those at work.
The video went viral, generating over 515,000 views on YouTube. Luckily, he was standing behind a tree, which afforded him a little bit of protection against the flying refrigerator door. The end of the video shows the men involved in this stunt walking toward the flaming remains of the exploded refrigerator.
He’s also told by his friends, “That door was coming right for you, dude!” But oddly, the man doing the shooting didn’t seem like he was all that concerned that his life was on the line. He does, however, quickly remove himself from the path of the rogue door.
Perhaps because of his odd reaction, some seem to think this video is faked. One comment from an article written by the Daily Mail says:
“Looks impressive but its faked. The bush to the man’s left is too close to the tree for the door to pass without knocking it over. If you look carefully the trunk of the bush doesn’t move an inch while the animators made the leaves move. An object like that traveling at that rate of speed would have stripped the leaves and branches off both the bush and the tree. Impressive but fake.”
The video has propelled a debate online about the legality and availability of Tannerite, although it’s likely here to stay for the foreseeable future. Those afraid of guns will continue to be scared and those who own guns will find the humor and lesson in this video. What are your thoughts? Fake?
Source: Hollywood Insider Speaks Out, Claims a Global Pedophile Ring Controls Hollywood – Waking Times
Matt Agorist, Guest
Jon Robberson is a 16 year veteran of Hollywood feature film, television, and commercial production. He worked behind the scenes at all of the major studios and networks, having worked on projects for such notables as Spielberg, Bruckheimer, Silver and Abrams, to name a few. He also left that scene because he says it is rife with pedophilia.Dave Daubenmire, the host of the webcast Pass the Salt Live, interviewed Robberson this week. During the interview, the former insider spoke about an alleged global Satanic pedophile ring that controls Hollywood.
Trust us, we know how this sounds. But hear it out.
Robberson is not the first person to make these claims. As the Free Thought Project reported last year, childhood star turned adult actor Elijah Wood, also claimed Hollywood is in the midst of a massive sexual abuse scandal, which can be compared to that of Jimmy Savile in Britain.
Wood came forward in an interview to blow the lid off the dark underground world of child acting in Hollywood.
In the interview with the Sunday Times, Wood dropped a bombshell, noting how child actors were regularly “preyed upon” by industry figures.
“Clearly something major was going on in Hollywood,” said Wood. “It was all organized.”
What Wood is talking about is the rampant sexual abuse of childhood actors, which has been previously exposed by Corey Feldman as well as Corey Haim.
In an episode of their reality TV show, The Two Coreys, a candid fight broke out during which Haim claimed Feldman stood by and watched as a person Feldman “still hangs out with” and is “best friends with” proceeded to “rape” the 14-year-old Haim.
“There are a lot of vipers in this industry, people who only have their own interests in mind,” continued Elijah Wood in his interview. “There is a darkness in the underbelly – if you can imagine it, it’s probably happened.”
When explaining how he was able to escape the molestation during his childhood in Hollywood, Elijah noted that he had good parents who protected him and did not let him attend these parties.
“She was far more concerned with raising me to be a good human than facilitating my career,” he said.
Wood says the abuse runs unchecked because the victims “can’t speak as loudly as people in power.”
“That’s the tragedy of attempting to reveal what is happening to innocent people,” he said. “They can be squashed but their lives have been irreparably damaged.”
Wood is referring to the immense power of Hollywood elites to control the narrative and quash any allegations of abuse before they even happen.
This narrative is so controlled that after Wood made these comments, the very next day the mainstream media attacked him and forced him to downplay them.
Fast forward one year and another Hollywood insider has a similar story — with a Satanic twist.
“Much of what is used in Hollywood today that would be considered Luciferian in nature really comes from a lot of the Druidic incantations, the Druidic witchcraft, the worship of Gaia, of earth, in ninth and tenth century England,” Robberson said on the webcast. “And prior to that, you can trace that through Kabbalistic witchcraft and Jewish mysticism all the way back, really, to what was going on in Babylon.”
“There is a distinct through-line from the time of when the Babylonians were sacrificing kids to Moloch in the temple at the top of the Tower of Babel,” Robberson noted, explaining the dark history of this sadistic ritual. “From the time that they attempted to slap God in the face with that stuff to Hollywood today, you could do an exhaustive study and find a distinct through-line in the practice of witchcraft.”
“There is pedophilia running rampant in Hollywood,” Robberson said. He then noted, just like Wood, that this ring preys on young children and it is made up of the “highest upper echelons of Hollywood, executive VPs of development, producers, mega-power agents and the international bankers that fund all this stuff.”
Robberson made damning claims, including pointing out that members of this depraved pedophile ring throw parties at which they drug children and film them engaged in “multi-partner homosexual [orgies], bloodletting, and animal dismemberment.”
Haim and Feldman alluded to very similar practices.
“Once they’ve got the goods on you on video, they own you,” Robberson said.
Sadly, positions of power, whether state-backed or not, often attract society’s worst. Knowing they are above the law, these sickos are allowed to target innocents for their own disgusting desires.
In his interview, Elijah Wood summed up this notion perfectly when he said, “People with parasitic interests will see you as their prey.” And, unfortunately, they continue to get away with it.
As the Free Thought Project has previously pointed out, pedophilia among the elite is rampant. The problem has gotten so bad in England that officials issued an order last month to stop naming streets and landmarks after local heroes and politicians because they could later be exposed as pedophiles.
In February, the Free Thought Project reported on the fact that the police chief recently came forward and confirmed that the former Prime Minister of England, Sir Edward Heath, had raped dozens of children. The department also noted how those within the government helped cover up these crimes.
In December, we reported on the massive child sex ring that was blown apart in Norway. That investigation quickly led to arrests of “51 people, all men, (who) are so far involved in the case. 24 of them come from Hordaland and Sogn og Fjordane. 26 come from other areas of Norway, from Southeast to Finnmark in the north. Among the accused offenders, there is also one Swedish national. Two politicians, one Labor politician from Oslo and a former national Progress Party (FrP) politician from Eastern Norway are involved in the case.” One is also a kindergarten teacher, and four of the 51 arrested were perpetrators in the video evidence collected.
Domestically, these higher level arrests are few and far between as any time ‘the elite’ are mentioned alongside the term ‘pedophile,’ the Praetorian guard, aka the corporate media, shout down all those who dare pose any questions.
However, even though the media won’t report on it, these disgusting child predators are so vile they are hard to ignore.
In January, admitted child rapist and former speaker of the house who is currently in jail, Dennis Hastert came across our radar after he demanded one of the children he raped pay back the hush money given to him by Hastert — because the victim broke his silence about the rape.
When the victim, known only as “Individial A,” broke his silence, Hastert’s child rapes were exposed — resulting in the subsequent prosecution.
What can I tell ya? I love this song. Probably because I have lived it so many times. Same as you I suspect. Unless you are ugly and stupid. Bad combination. Sorry for your luck.
Meet Kimbra:
What the hell is wrong with the world? Why are you hosting this turd India? I am Canadian and I apologize to the world for this narcissist piece of fluff. What a pretentious wanker. Go home you stupid Cannuck, you make us look bad.
Source: Justin Bieber’s bizarre list of ‘demands’ for India tour goes viral | music | Hindustan Times
hindustantimes.com
May 3, 2017
Justin Bieber will perform for the first time in India on May 10. Days before the show, a list of bizarre ‘demands’ made by the singer went viral.
Two 5-star hotels have been reserved in their entirety for Bieber and his entourage. His personal 1,000-square-foot suite will be redesigned to appear more rustic.
“Top culinary experts will supervise the gourmet being served to Bieber over the 4 days with 5 dishes per day being renamed after his popular song. His room will be adorned with purple carnations, purple being his favourite colour! The hotel will convert itself into Bieber’s private villa with three floors of the hotel being booked for the artist and his entourage and one elevator blocked on all 4 full days for Bieber alone. A special Indian Yoga Casket containing aromatic essential oils; jasmine, mogra, rose and camphor incense sticks; and books on chakras and yoga asanas will be placed in Bieber’s suite knowing his love for Yoga.”
A personal masseuse will be flown in from Kerala to be with the singer during his stay.
“The promoters have also kept a private jet and chopper on stand-by to meet the artist’s immediate travel demands in India.”
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Er, don’t try this at home?
“Freddie” played by Jeff Schine
“Mama” played by Deborah Ramaglia
Never heard Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen before? What are you waiting for?! Go here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rU…
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I’m easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me, to me.
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn’t mean to make you cry,
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body’s aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),
I don’t wanna die,
I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.
I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.